<div><p>TV talent show judge PIERS MORGAN has embarked on a mission to wipe out celebrities who complain about fame - and he's starting with LINDSAY LOHAN and fellow Brit HUGH GRANT.</p><p> The newspaper editor-turned-America's Got Talent judge is sick of listening to ...
<div><p><em class="bold">American Dreamz</em> (107 mins, 12A) Directed by Paul Weitz; starring Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid, Willem Dafoe, Marcia Gay Harden</p><p><em class="bold">Hell</em> (102 mins, 15) Directed by Danis Tanovic; starring Emmanuelle B& ...
<div><p>Last week in Scary Movie 4, Leslie Nielsen was moderately amusing as a dimwitted American President sitting in on an infant-school class and failing to understand that the nation was in mortal danger. Paul Weitz's American Dreamz is a more thoroughgoing post-9/11 ...
<div id="subtitle">Monsanto 2Q profit slips 3.2 pct even as seed sales jump</div><div><p>Monsanto Co., the world's biggest seed maker, said Thursday its fiscal second-quarter profit edged down 3.2 percent, but still beat Wall Street expectations as corn and soybean sales rose sharply.</p ...
<div><p> American Dreamz 12A, selected cinemas</p><p> C.R.A.Z.Y.15, selected cinemas</p><p> What a relief it must have been for Hugh Grant when he realised he could relax and play bastards. What torture it must have been to be made housewives ...
<div><p>Trying times for deniers</p><p>Rightwing commentators and climate change deniers have gone wild at the trial verdict that cleared Greenpeace direct action protesters of committing a criminal offence. Top marks to Richard Littlejohn, in the Daily Mail, who hopelessly confuses climate change with ...
<div><p>Though Mary-Kate Olsen finds the recession "sad," she's really enjoying the sales. [P6] </p><p>Samantha Ronson gets paid a lot more for her D.J.ing gigs now that she comes equipped with Lindsay Lohan. [Gatecrasher] </p><p>Scott Sartiano's 1Oak and Butter ...
<div><p>British actor HUGH GRANT has sparked rumours he is dating a former model 21 years his junior after the pair was photographed enjoying a romantic day out in New York's Hamptons.</p><p> The Love Actually star was seen frolicking on a beach with ...
<div><p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/friezeartfair">Frieze art fair</a> is to Zoo what George Michael is to ... Kenny Goss. Almost literally, as it happens, with Michael's boyfriend turning up to the opening of the younger, edgier art fair a day after Michael was at Frieze ...
<div><p>After weeks of turmoil the money world has settled down to something approaching normal in recent days, but there are still plenty of finance stories doing the rounds &#8230; </p><p>Alongside the bank bail-out, the biggest numbers to be bandied around this week ...
